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A sexual act of domination. The girl finds a guy with alot of facial hair, preferably a goatee or a beard and begins to have intercourse with him. The girl puts on a strap on and begins giving it to the guy, pulling his facial hair vigorously. When the guy is about to cum the girl pulls out some chloroform and sticks it up his butt. (Chloroform is a chemical that causes fainting) The guy will faint and fall over and if the timing is right he will cum all over himself. The girl gets up and walks off leaving the lifeless, messy, hairy man on his own. Estrogen domination.
Never expect a call back from a guy whom "The Fainted Goat" was performed on.
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The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."
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To rub your gooch and ball sack , repeatedly with the "Goat C" HIGH Endurance stick.
- Goat c stick
- Goat c pad
- Travel Pack Goat c
- Goat c apparel
-available in oramas
lovstit my balls stink ... grab a Goat Rub !
Goat c rub ...?
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Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.
I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.
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Derogatory term for a Muslim man
The smelly goat humpers are raping women in Germany.
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What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!
When you love a goat's anus ...
Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.
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Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.
Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!