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A day where a group of people eat a bunch of food at an over crowded lunch table
Did you hear it’s almost gooses day? Leilanis bringin the ginger bread cookies
See Wild Goose Chase.
My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.
A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick
“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”
A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.
(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)
Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"
a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.
me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose