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a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.
Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight!!
Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.
Kid: Loser.
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A woman/politician who is half jamaican and half indian yet claims to be African-American (for the black vote). She also admits happily to using cannabis despite having thrown countless black and latino men in prison for it as a prosecutor.
"Did you watch the vice presidential debate last night?"
"Yeah but I couldn't finish. Kamala Harris and her smarmy question dodging was really beginning to irritate me."
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Harry Benham is the most amazing, most awesome, and best boy-friend EVER!! if you know a Harry Benham you will automatically fall in love with him like love at first sight!!! If you love a Harry Benham DO NOT LET HIM GO!!!! If you do you will regret it forever and ever so keep him close and never look away from him and never ever LET HIM GO!!! So if you know a Harry Benham you will love him forever and ever and you will stay with him forever and ever!!!!! DON'T LET THEM GO!!! 🥰🥰🥰
person 1: I'm IN LOVE!!!!
person 2: With who?
person 1: HARRY BENHAM!!!!
person 2: NO WAY!!!!!
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An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
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A Harry potter is only 4 men it means when a guy has to take a shit that has a hairy ass, as the poop comes out your ass it gently brushes the hair around your asshole and goes into the potter aka shitter crapper toilet
Man I got to go take a Harry potter
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