Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

No, I wouldn't go out with old milk flaps, or, I caught him getting off with milk flaps.

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Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

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chocolate milk

milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store

"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"

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Mr. Milk

a gigantic creature existing in Neech folklore, dating back to the reign of Rorak of Ragnarok and related articles.

Mr. Milk fought an epic battle, and yet succumbed to the sweet nectar of Rorak, where he alas ejaculated the last of his essence, and the war was over.

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The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

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1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

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Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

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