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A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"
"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"
The day you realize Christmas Eve is only 2 days away and you start panicking because you haven't bought all your gifts.
Dad, what's wrong with mom ?" "She realized it's Christmas Eve Eve Eve, and is going shopping.
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When fellatio is given either on Christmas or during the Christmas season in the spirit of giving or perhaps in lieu of the more traditional monetary purchased gift. Similar in concept to the Birthday Blow Job
I've been good all year long... I wonder if bae is gonna reward me this holiday with a Christmas Blow Job...
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Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
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A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.
Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.
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A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.
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A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with "five golden rings of onion"
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fifth Day of Christmas Burger, you should try it!"
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