A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”
Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a
m a s s i v e c o c k .
once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!
A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.
Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.
the Jake feeling is maddening.
Guy with HUMUNGOUS cock and will fuck whatever girl he wants
Your my Jake fish
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Omg its Jake Ke!
"Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱105°C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水"