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Frank needed to get off quick so he had Melissa give him a jiff job.
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This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.
Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.
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A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
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Poking the end of your nose into your girl's or Guy's juicy brown spot. Nose poking their bum for pleasure. Not to be confused with brown nosing.
Sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and Carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job.
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The word Disney uses for "blowjob."
Prince Charming: I sure could use a blowjob.
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Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.
ACCEPTABLE
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a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results
Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
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A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.
Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.
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