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Originally the name of a Norwegian rap crew, Joe Unit quickly evolved to become a term describing the culture and lifestyle surrounding the hip-hop crew. Joe Unit - and the front man Big Joe in particular - all came from extremely wealthy families, and their songs often described their ruthless spending of money. Liqueur, drugs, cars, boats, casinos and women were their main interests, and the crew wasn’t shy to let people know about their gluttony.
Saying that a person is Joe Unit, is seldom meant positively, except in some circuits, were big spenders are looked upon with admiration. If a person is Joe Unit, he or she leads a lifestyle resembling the rap crews, showing off, looking down on poor people etc.
The expression gain foothold in Norway early 2003, and quickly spread to the rest of Europe, now being a common phrase amongst young people.
"He is so Joe Unit, spending all his money trying to impress girls!"
"She spent 500.000 $ on another car? She must be totally Joe Unit!"
"Of course I'll buy you guys drinks! You know I'm Joe Unit!"
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verb: To Joe Holt. To exchange homosexual anal sex for a payment in alcohol to the sum of two bottles of wine (quality of wine not specific)
"OMG Did you hear about that guy? He totally Joe Holted last night"
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The action when a man is pulling his penis in and out of a womans vagina during intercourse and accidentally thrusts it into her anus.
I was having sex with my girlfiend the other day and doing my in and out long stroke. I got too excited, missed her vagina and gave her a wild joe. She didnt talk to me for a whole day and she is still walking funny.
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To run up an insain phone bill on a partyline, by allowing others to use your line. Also known as a Boston Joe.
Mom: Dear did you see the bill from Sprint this month?
Husband: No
Mom: (Tosses enevolope at the fucktard)
Husband: It say's we owe {shouts} fourty thousand dollars!!!!!Are you majistizing?
Mom: No someone pulled a lamer Joe on us.
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This is a new british joke especially used by year 9 . You approach the victim usually mentioning Joe in some sort and asking them if they know who hoe is. they wait for a response of “who is joe” when they can laugh hysterically and shout JOE MOMMA
Year 9: You know that joe from primary school he’s a cunt now
Victim: No who is joe
Year 9: JOE MOMMA
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1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.
2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.
1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.
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simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious. The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
LOOK THERES JOE SCHOFIELD! LEts go and ask him out, hes so good!!!
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