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The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.
"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn
A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.
A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies
A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.
Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.
Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.
OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?