A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.
I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!
Looking at someone else's screen to find them on the map
Me- **playing Slay.one with my friend**
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING
The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus
The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
an image you see that is so ugly or gruesome it scares you, makes your heart stop for a second.
“ did you see that picture Jen posted yesterday? “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare “