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A traffic light that turns red and stays red when there is no one in sight coming from any direction. Treat as a stop sign and keep going.
-Pulls up to traffic light-
"Why the fuck is the light red? There's no one anywhere in sight.."
-Runs said traffic light-
"Damn Red Light Stopsign, now i'm going to be 6 seconds later then I would have been..."
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The best mentholated cigarette money can buy.
That Marlboro menthol light was amazing and went smooth down my throat.
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1. unconcious (an elaboration of out)
2. fast asleep
Oh crap, he's out like a light.
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A guy that is in love with light skin girls.
Otherwise known as "lightskin lovers", "LOL", and "mixed girl sprung "
"That guy has light skin fever."
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the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.
A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
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A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.
Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!
Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.
Brandon- You got that right.
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To do one red light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently closed, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. If you are very desperate you can preform a green light suicide along with a red light suicide to improve the chances that the light will change. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes or before you get hit by a car and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection. Notice: this is illegal, dangerous and is sweeping the nation!!
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do one red light suicides before that bus dragged me through three intersections. The antonym for red light suicide is a green light suicide.
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