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A very girthy and long penis with a plump head.
Went out on a date last night and Leslie was really impressed with my Skin Log !
A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.
“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”
When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone
Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em
The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”
“Are finished yet?”
“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”
“Oh, Feature Log!”
Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.