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major hottie that plays for the sacramento kings.
mike bibby is so freaking hot.
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Born Michael Richard Pritchard he is(And still) the original bassist of the Cali-native band Green Day. He and Billie Joe Armstrong have been friends since they were 10 and started Sweet Children before progressing to Green Day.
Isn't Mike Dirnt awesome? I love his killer bass lines in "Longview" and "Brain Stew"
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a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
He is a famous rapper.
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
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Get your girl into bed, go down on her. Just as she is about to come, you stuff her into a cage, torture her, and then put her up against other women in fights.
Anne doesn't talk to me after I gave her the Mike Vick.
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An awesome bassist for the pop-punk band Green Day. Had the bassline for their best song, "Longview", while on acid. Who else can do that?
Tre has fans because he's funny. Billie has fans because... I guess they think he's pretty hot. Not enough word is said about Mike though. He's an amazing bassist, though. He used to play the Gibson G3 bass but Tre Cool broke it by accident.
He even has his own bass: The Fender Mike Dirnt Precision and the Squier Mike Dirnt P Bass. If you want to play one though you should go with the Fender (not the Squier!)
Billie Joe and Mike were best friends from the early eighties.
Also... pretty sexy. Even guys think so.
Teenybopper: OMG LAWL GREEN DAY!!! THEY'RE SO HAWWT
Me: Agreed. Especially Mike. Tre's pretty cool too.
Teenybopper: Um. WTF are you talking about you silly duck! I'm a punx princess and listened to all the albums: from American idiot to 21st century breakdown and theres no song called "Mike" LAWL
Me: Mike... Is the bassist...
Teenybopper: OMG SUPER BASS *starts singing that shitty song* BTW a bass is just a shitty guitar. MIKE MUST BE THE WORST MEMBER OF THE BAND NO DOUBT
Me: *smacks that bitch across her fucking Prosthetic Head*
“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
“It's the end of the day, I've got my chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy.”
“Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.”
- Mike Dirnt
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Military phonetic alphabet for the letter W and the letter M. When together, they are an acronym for Walking Mattress. A Walking Mattress generally refers to any female soldier who is a slut and will drop her panties for anyone.
Very common overseas in combat zones. This is due to the fact that after several weeks of separation from normal pretty women, ugly and otherwise nasty female service members somehow become attractive. They will never receive as much attention as they will while deployed, so naturally, its easy to get them in bed. Thus they become a Walking Mattress.
The unfortunate and sad part about this, is that once they return stateside, they will be ugly again, but their reputation and habits seem to follow them back. Likewise, they will continue to be a Walking Mattress on post or in the barracks.
It is not uncommon for them to be found wearing make up in a combat zone.
Soldier 1: "I need to get my dick wet soon, I can't take much more of this!"
Soldier 2: "Seriously, we've been in country for 3 weeks, chill."
Soldier 1: "I'm gonna head over to the motor pool and track down a Whiskey Mike."
Soldier 2: "I have a better idea. Rather than risking your dick rotting off, lets head over to the Air Force chow hall and see what the number one vajean situation is over there."
Soldier 1: "Thanks for having my back."
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The right handed set-up man for the BoSox. He is lights out. He has a nice 4 seem fastball. He usually comes in when the score is close or the sox are winning.
Mike Timlin just struck out the side.
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