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Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll.
I’m talking to the Jews of UD.
Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god
So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?
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When Jake Paul makes a new video.
You: watching Youtube
You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#
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Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."
Person1:*Dies*
Person2: They did an oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby
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One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
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Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
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My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
hermione granger - the philosophers stone
"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley