butt mud

Slang for feces.

Wipe your ass so your drawers don't get covered in butt mud.

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Mud Crotch

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

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mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

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butt mud

slang term for s**t

dale winton likes to eat butt mud

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play in the mud

Playing in the mud is a remedy, common in Northern California, for making a woman's vagina feel tighter, especially after its been stretched out by a large penis. To play in the mud is to first get a woman hot and bothered followed by her stretching her vagina so that you may defecate in it. Once the feces is inside you then proceed to have sex with the vagina enjoying the extra tightness brought about by all the fecal matter inside.

Parker: Wow Ryan, that chick Bjorn hooked up with sure has a flappy vagina!
Ryan: Yeah i know i bet its so wide that they cant even have sex!
Parker: Well they could always play in the mud.
Ryan: Yeah, i suppose...

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mud flap

sneeze guard for a rednecks boyfriend

if it wasn't for that mud flap he would have nudded on his back.

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Mud Bucket

Synonymous with terd cutter, butt, ass, fart tunnel, chocolate factory, starfish, chili ring, buttocks, rump, bottom.

I shouldn't have ate that burrito, I need to empty my mud bucket.

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