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When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.
could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.
I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.
fuck a girl and then leave her house within 90 seconds of nutting giving an example
dude i just did a "nut n bolt"
I told her "i parked on wrong side of the road
The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
Term relating to rednecks
Rednecks express their disbelief with this
*she's more kinky than you thought*
"wot n tarnation"
a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.
Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.
When a man has sex with his girl, cums in her and leaves her life forever
Right before my dad left me, he said that he did a bust n' go; 9 months later I had a sister.