He’s the guy who fucks every girl in sight. He’s the guy you want to keep away from your sister because he might fuck her. He has a fetish for sisters especially if hes your neighbor
I had a neighbor named Noah last year and one night I caught him fucking my sister. Don’t ever stay with a Noah again
Noah's really so cool,
plays 500 in the pool,
all his haters be fools,
some of these are cruel,
bread treats you like a mule,
you make the homeless Prince drool,
the boy is a true Jewel,
Noah, Noah Brown never has a frown,
People treat him like a clown,
I really wish you lived in town,
Noah Brown makes Noah Beck look like bleck,
just speck ayy,
he raps and adapts he freestyles in his naps "clap",
noah doesn't need a passie he's a big boy now,
making raps about brats (Quincy) ,
only raps about facts ayy,
noah kaleb and jaron better make a boy band,
working on your songs all the way in the van "huh",
"Big Boy Burger",
hat or no hat,
glasses or no glasses,
Noah hearts all the guys,
cuz he is fabulous,
noah loves his dog more than all people,
he is Noah's best friend cuz Noah theo "blessing",
noah is my little sister,
despite the fact that he is a mister,
it's 12:48 making Rhymes no hate ,
you are just so freaking great!
"baby mice"
Person 1: "Noah knows everything"
Person 2: "ik, he is always right"
Noah: "I'm so fabulous"
Noah's really so cool,
plays 500 in the pool,
all his haters be fools,
some of these are cruel,
bread treats you like a mule,
you make the homeless Prince drool,
the boy is a true Jewel,
Noah, Noah Brown never has a frown,
People treat him like a clown,
I really wish you lived in town,
Noah Brown makes Noah Beck look like bleck,
just speck ayy,
he raps and adapts he freestyles in his naps "clap",
noah doesn't need a passie he's a big boy now,
making raps about brats (Quincy) ,
only raps about facts ayy,
noah kaleb and jaron better make a boy band,
working on your songs all the way in the van "huh",
"Big Boy Burger",
hat or no hat,
glasses or no glasses,
Noah hearts all the guys,
cuz he is fabulous,
noah loves his dog more than all people,
he is Noah's best friend cuz Noah theo "blessing",
noah is my little sister,
despite the fact that he is a mister,
it's 12:48 making Rhymes no hate ,
you are just so freaking great!
"baby mice"
Person 1: "Noah knows everything"
Person 2:"ik! He's so fabulous"
John:"he's hot"
A Noah is the best person you will meet, he is sweet, funny and loves to work out. He is so kind hearted he will do anything for u, if he likes you he will show it he will tell u and flirt with you until you get the point. Noah are healthy af and will only eat carrots for dinner, and a granola bar for dessert. He is such a good kisser. He has the most handsome face you could, and would ever look at.
Girl 1: is that Noah the new guy
Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face
Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.