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He may be gay, and also loves to say whatever comes first to his mind, he has no filter, and tends to be on the bigger size of the scale
“is that a nathan? I could tell cause he is big”
A Nathan is a rare species that predominantly lives on land but can also be found in moving water. A Nathan is dangerous and should never be approached no matter what.
Hey Dean, a Nathan has be spotted in the local woods I would be careful walking your dog there if I was you!
The best sex object on planet sheen
I’m going to masturbate to Nathan
Nathan is my boyfriend and I love him with all my heart, he has a lot of qualities and a lot of faults but even his faults have become qualities in my eyes, he is super intelligent omg (his big brain is too sexy, i love when he gets me wrong), he loves strategy games like chess, he is always there for his friends, you can ask him any favor he will always say yes because he is a love, he is too generous and super anxious because of his studies, he's a league of legends fanatic (don't touch his video game or else die). (Girls if you find a cute Nathan in a red cap don't go near him or else you will die).
- However,
1 person : - man, he hasn't answered me for 3 hours! :(.
2 person : - that's normal girl, it's Nathan. (no message, no call) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nathan is my boyfriend and I love him with all my heart, he has a lot of qualities and a lot of faults but even his faults have become qualities in my eyes, he is super intelligent omg (his big brain is too sexy, i love when he gets me wrong), he loves strategy games like chess, he is always there for his friends, you can ask him any favor he will always say yes because he is a love, he is too generous and super anxious because of his studies, he's a league of legends fanatic (don't touch his video game or else die). (Girls if you find a cute Nathan in a red cap don't go near him or else you will die).
- However,
1 person : - man, he hasn't answered me for 3 hours! :(.
2 person : - that's normal girl, it's Nathan. (no message, no call).
I myself am a Nathan, bruh I thought all of this would be calling us f-boys. Literally everyone is saying we are the best people ever mixed with a godly pussy pounder. To anyone out there who isn't a Nathan, imagine.
BTW im kidding I just saw all of the nice Nathan stuff and wanted to make fun of it kinda.
Big lanky yoke who likes to pretend he’s gay most of the time. Likes to send dick pics for no reason to girls he didn’t get a shift off on a bus. Also likes to be surprisingly romantic at various random points
“Oh my god that child is such a nathan”