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Nissan Nick

Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.

He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.

He is truly the only real GOAT.

"Ohmigod! Nissan Nick is simply the hottest guy ever!!!"

by nobodycares456 April 7, 2022


Thicc-Nick

A butt that is so big that it can't be just thicc, it needs more of a spice to its name.

"That's not thicc... that's a thicc-nick"

by Officejake2018 November 17, 2018


Lauren and Nick

the coolest mf couple EVER they always share spoons and destroy ppl on bedwars. one can bench the other so you know it’s true love

pst nick loves her more tho

damn look at lauren and nick

yo fr

how i’m tryna be man

yea fr

you think they gon get married?

i do fr

by Lucas Calastein May 10, 2022


whisky nick

A bearded tall fellow who; when he consumes alot of whisky; becomes very egotistical and thinks he's write. A whisky nick is hilarious to be around if you are drinking whisky too, be sure to feed him often and roll cigarettes for him.

He was pretty 'whisky nick' last night

by puma duma March 25, 2011


Nick Chapman

Nick Chapman a Caucasian descendant from italian roots with blonde hair and whos height is around 5'7 5'8 he is a funny guy he also acts gay a lot but he is funny. He loves to wear white crocs a lot. He shot one three and now thinks he that guy.

HEY HAVE YOU SEEN NICK CHAPMAN, YEAH I SAW HIM ROAMING THE HALLS BEING AN ABSOLUTE BUMMMM

by AI PLAYER January 12, 2022


Nick Horne

Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009


Nick Given

Someone that bangs out of work for self inflicted and diagnosed “stomach and rib pain”

Hey boss, I have to call out last minute. I have a serious Nick Given today.

by Jsa11 May 2, 2023