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When a group of friends or co-workers go out after hours to shady bars, strip joints or otherwise.
"Honey will you be home for dinner tomorrow night?" "Sorry honey, I can't, we got family night here at work, we are gonna see Bambi."
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Waking up your girlfriend by rubbing her private part. This increases your chances of her accepting as women are most horny when they first wake up.
When I got off work this morning I pulled a thief in the night on Tina. 100% success ratio. :)
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nurse that takes care of U after head nurse goes home...
hello, I'm your night nurse I understand U have rls need your leg rub???
honey if you just pull on it for 1/2 hour I will be ok!!
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Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.
Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.
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Getting a blowjob, as your friend comes around the corner with his dick, and smacks her across the head inconspicously.
Jamie was getting head from a girl, when his buddy Dale was lurking around the corner, suddenly she gets hit with his pecker in the head. she was night sticked
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A girl you sleep with that you don't want your friends to know about. Typically some easy girl you meet at a bar or party that is willing to sleep with you A.S.A.P.
"When is the last time you've gotten laid?"
"Last weekend with some night owl I met at the bar."
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Is when a person is involuntarily accosted sexually, normally in the form of oral sex, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. Although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative sexual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) When an awake female performs oral sex, or fellatio, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) Any sexual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the sexual target is accosted. 3.) Having an orgasm during a 'night freak' session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. It is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.
After a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: "Whoa! I couldn't believe that such a church going girl like Linda would pull a 'night freak' on me like that!"
When a guy awakes during a 'night freak' and cums: "Oh, God! I just 'night freaked', baby!"
A gay encounter: "I thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when I did a 'night freak' on him! Whadda guy!!"
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