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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.

If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!

by poopbutjazzfunk June 07, 2011


Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$

A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans

by Sstav September 06, 2015


Adult Money

The disposable income that having a stable job brings as an adult, in contrast to depending on your parents/guardians for financial support.

"Why so much He-Man stuff?"
"Oh, I loved the franchise as a kid, but never got to have any of the toys. Thanks to my adult money, I can finally channel my inner child."
"That's dope."

by Afro-Chan August 31, 2023


money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 30, 2013


illegal money

Money that has been taken, or acquired by illegal means

Damien: I can't use that it's illegal money
Jon:What's illegal money
Damien: Money that's been stolen
Jon: Oh ok

by Illegal Money January 19, 2016


money anxiety

Mostly for the ones who usually do not pay for things themselves but have someone else. Simply for the fact that money spending and getting change gives them anxiety. Or it could be something like thinking you do not have enough money to pay for something.

Example: “Can you come into the store with me because I have money anxiety”

by Jasmine Pineapple January 12, 2021


Soup money

Getting paid for Spinning your mouth around a dick.

"Omg, telihsa got definetally got soup money last night"

by Telling Malandra April 06, 2017