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12:31 <+lilchristiano> wats a dutch duck
12:31 <+Duckeh> me XD
When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you
Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"
Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
the best broom ball team ever
the dutch mafia is the best michigan tech broom ball team.
When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.
hey dude i was fucking this kid last nite and he asked for a dutch lettuce
When your friend needs to poop, but its diarrhea and there is no place to poop so you help by cupping your hands under your friends anus.
"Ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. They dont let us leave or come back until intermission!"