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The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.
Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.
I got a penis tear in my boxers.
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A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.
Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.
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Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
The asian had a penis haircut.
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1)To have a Terrible connection on games
2)To be very uncoordinated
1)Man, i hate having dendle penis connection on Cod6.
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1). The capabilities and/or strength of one's penis
2). When soaked in toxic waste, there is a possibility one will accrue so called 'Penis Power.' This is when the penis of an individual grows to abnormally large lengths when aroused.
A known side effect is a light green glow around the penis and scrotum.
My penis power is much greater than yours!
Woah.. every time I jack off after the nuclear plant exploded, my penis grows to 3 feet! I must have Penis Power!
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