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An NHS Employee that tells lies.
That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter
The day the devil was born.Anyone born on this day can die
today is march the 5th
let them die!
march 5 is a horrendous day
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Its a norwegian counting of the word dick, its known as the ringerike vgs term and its all OGH's fault
Den der var 5/7 as
Det var så 5/7
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YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
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People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!
He's a 5 percenter!
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five fingers up your madly in love
"did you see how __ put his/her 5 fingers up too him/her"
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