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When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
A hot sports car in a bright color, like the new Corvette Stingray, spotted by the ocean.
That new red corvette looks like sex on the beach.
The act of blowing pop rocks up into a girls vagina while she is on her period.
My girlfriend said we couldn’t do it because she was on her period, so I gave her the Normandy Beach.
A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.
Hailey, That Hailey Beach is a great person, Jason. You should meet her.
where the O’s reside. Somewhere along the coast. Orca beach is in GA where the Orcas live.
Orca beach is where we found the O’s.
Orca beach is where the Orcas live.
Orca beach, GA where the orcas live.
It's a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem, but other then that the surfs great.... 🤙🤙🤙
Hey have yall heard of a place so drunk that all they want to do is fish and surf, I think that's Flagler beach