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An interruption during a masturabtion session
" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "
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The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
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Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
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a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.
have you seen the state of his wank eyes he can see behind himself bonk eye boss eyed
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Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.
What a cock wank!!!!
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The act of putting your hand in the snow till it goes numb. Then have a wank as it feels like some else is doing it.
Jay; “I had a cracking snow wank yesterday whilst all you lot where working, but I have a few burn down there now and it stings a bit”
Dave;” nice mate might have to try that one out sometime you heard of the snow woman wank?
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The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.
I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank
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The day of the week in which a break from women must take place and one must hang with his bros.
"Yo Sam, what are you doing Saturday?" "I'm shaging Emily" "Naw man Saturday is a Wank Day."
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