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(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
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Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
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A rather strange pile of sliced and diced trees in the form of paper that is cool but forbidden in some religions.
I wish jesus could drop a paper stack to get them pigeons of the roof.
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The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.
Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.
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Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.
Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."
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It refers to the comics section of newspapers (the part that you prefer or the only one that you read...)
-> To say bye to somebody that you find interesting and funny. You really enjoyed her/his company and want her/him to know it.
At the end of a party, when your new friend leaves :
"LOL ! See ya in the funny papers !"
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A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
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