ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.

I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.