when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?
Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.
When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock
I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog
It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
A moist expulsion of air from the vagina, best seen on colder days.
"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."
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a madman, some say he doesn’t exsist but it is uknown some say queef brodie showed up in the battle of the niggas alongside tabotrix gaming however tabotrix gaming is now dead so he cannot confirm, a man named PromaxJD has been asked since he was there however he will not answer as he “cries of just the thought of his fellow soldier tabotrix” and is to sad to even think about the battle anymore the story is unclear however some say the actual name for the battle was the battle of lil ginge and not the battle of the niggas however we will never know…
you better watch i’ll get queef brodie on you! “ah shit i’m sorry man i’ll give you the netherite axe just don’t get queef brodie please nigga!”
The first laps of the mini truck race at Wisconsin international raceway in kaukauna Wisconsin.
What's that noise? It sounds like a million bees about to fuck somebody up. No that's just Bobby at W.I.R. doing the kaukauna queef.