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An eminently hard-working, consistent, reliable, and good-natured forward for the Carolina Hurricanes who always gives 110% and is an invaluable team player.
That Ryan Bayda has heart.
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Just a dead on fella if ya run inta him buy him a drink you won't regret it he's proper banter and makes for a good friend and amazing lover. Legend tells us he once tought a tiger to dance and that he once beat Jesus in a drinking contest after they had defeated an army of horny dwarf bears in later years this was celebrated as Christmas. If you find him on your journey through life consider yourself blessed.
Holy fucking shit Batman it's Ryan Gibson!
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The one you know you want. Great hair, great sense of humour, stunning (and i mean stunning)looks and one amazingly pleasurable personallity. very interesting and very intelligent. Interested in good things like his girlfriend (which you soo want to be), Tae kwon do and Birds
"You are such a Ryan Lloyd, you fit the definition perfectly!"
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Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.
"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan
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The act of hooking up with a random slut or sloots after a night of debauchery with your boys/crew.
Last night I totally pulled a Ryan Ellis with that whore from the bar.
Tonight, were all going to ride out in Ryan Ellis style
That chick last night totally got Ryan Ellis'd
She garbled his marbles like she was the Ryan Ellis queen
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The coach of the professional football team, New York Jets.
He also has an extremely kinky foot fetish, to the point where he and his wife tape their kinky escapades which somehow manage to go viral all over the internet for millions to see.
Mother: "Hey son, what are you watching?"
Son: "Oh nothing mother, it's just that crazy New York football coach, Rex Ryan, licking some woman's feet!"
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