Doggie, or as people say puppy.
Salty-kun is such a cute widdle puppy OwO
When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.
I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap
Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90
when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk
last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal
Having a salty beaver is referring to females having salty pussy lips or in the male version salty beaver references a male having a salty penis tip
That girl had a salty beaver shit was nasty
That guy’s beaver was salty
When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.
Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”