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When someone purposefully farts in your face.
"I went to eat his ass but he gave me the other side of the wind."
When you have a main dish (relationship) and then several other people (side plates) that you're chatting, flirting, and boning. Your main dish is like meatloaf, you're familiar with it and you feel safe with it. The side plates are like grilled brussel sprouts, you're not sure the sprouts are gonna work out but you're feeling adventurous.
Example 1: Man I'm not too full this weekend for a little side plate spinnin'.
Example 2: Hey Tony, I know you're all full with your wife but if you're a little hungry I got just the girl at work for a little side plate spinnin. So you hungry bro?
Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.
Oh did you see Jose throwing side 4s, sucks he’s not gay
When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.
No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.
when cole smokes weed and feels it the day after
cole had them silly side effects at school on monday.
Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens