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a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia
yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun
When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night
After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide
On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.
''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.
Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
When 2 lesbians are oiled up and one or both are having that "time of the month" and slide off each other during the act of 69
My lesbian coworker got hurt after an red tide slide last night
The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.
When a male urinates on a womans back then slides on her back to put his penis in her vagina.
Maybe we should try a Las Vegas slip and slide after a Colorado campfire