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When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.
Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.
When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.
Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.
Getting your dick sucked and/or Licked with your balls included.
I offered this guy at the club last night a Sloppy Top On the Rocks.
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last night i ate the best sideways sloppy joe ever
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When a woman is giving 2 guys a blow job at the same time and their peckers overlapped one another in her mouth
Did you here about. Guber and Gobbler they got Sloppy Sausage Dogged by Gertrude at the party last night.
A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.
“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.
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This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.
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