A story that is pointless. A story that is a waste of time.
Rachel: That was such a zal story.
A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.
"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."
Sexy Sex Session Story is a story about a hot sec appointment or session about multiple people
Lilly’s mom: Are you ready for our session
Josh: Yes mama *sexy wink*
Dexter: I brought my blanket like you asked
Ash: I’m so exited to do this!! Right Lilly?
Lilly: Oh yeah this is gonna get so wet
*They all had A LOT of sex, like a lot*
and thats a good SSS Story
It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
1. Narcissistic and infantile.
2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.