A superstraight is a gay furry
David:im Super Straight!
Sam:gross
David:i just want a werewolf daddy
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Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.
A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.
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A sexuality in which one finds attraction solely to those who are of the biological opposite sex to them.
Though ypu identify as a trans man, I as a woman am unfortunately not attracted to you as I identify as super straight.
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Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.
Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..
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A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.
Male: hey Iโm super straight
Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha
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A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser
*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*
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Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.
Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
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