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One of the best person in this whole universe.... she's caring, pretty, nice and I love her and y'all will too !
She has a big heart, she's intelligent, she's honest, she's one of my favorite human ^^
BUT there's something that I don't like about her :
When she's sad/down, she always choose to "escape" from her friends for instance she decided to deactivate her ig....
I'm just saying that Jess-Y-ca should remember that she has friends today that care about her and that will always be there for her... Jess-Y-ca should not hesitate to talk with any of her friends.... Ik your previous friendships were not that great but bro, don't fight your problems alone cause they won't disappear like that.... let someone help you !
Voilà beach ILY <3
Jess-Y-ca is an amazing person who has always been there for me and I love her
Jesse barrat is a fucking unit at your school respect him u fat cunts
He gets all the hotties
Jay said : Damm u look like a Jesse barratt
1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*