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A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.
"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."
An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost
The first symptoms to appear are always:
1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition
"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."
Awful syndrome where you are basically sick and tired all the time. The few days you actually feel good you turn into a loud short drunk person.... That spills their drinks on others nice things.
What's wrong with you? Stop spilling your drink all over my nice stuff!
Stop yelling at me! I have Gena syndrome!!!
Gaaah
Leonardo DiCaprio only dates attractive women up to the age of 25. Many other heterosexual men are like this. No matter how old they get they will only ever want to date young women up to the age of 25.
My mate was dating an attractive young woman who was 25. She has now turned 26 and he has dumped her, therefore he must have DiCaprio syndrome!
The act of accidentally sending a group emoji
I got Serey Syndromed.
When you have to become quiet after usually 10 pm or you will get noise complaints.
Guy 1: Bro why are you muted in VC?
Guy 2: bro i can't, i got Jameskii Syndrome