right with ever sharp

Means to agree strongly, for example like saying 'right on"; derived from a Rochester, NY

You: Have you seen the new Netflix show, Raising Dion? It's awesome!

Me: Right with ever sharp!!

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You're goddamn right.

You're goddamn right, if you're Heiesnburg and you ask someone to say your name.

Now, say my name.
Heisenberg.
You're goddamn right.

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umm yeah right

Not a chance, buddy

You wanna go out sometime?
Umm yeah right.

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Right Wing Zen

Whacko stalker who scours the internet looking for unsuspecting victims to believe his sob stories and comfort him in his "time of need."

Largely suspected not to exist at all, but to just be one of many of Ooh-lala's split personalities.

This week, Gus and Pepper are Right Wing Zen, who could it be next week?!?

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The Right Can't Meme

1: The REAL truth of the internet: The political right (US Republicans, Trump supporters, boomers, etc.) is uncapable of creating internet humor, and any attempt at doing so will automatically end up getting ratioed extremely.
Lots of these have to do with their lack of empathy toward the oppressed, their consistent racism, their use of the projection fallacy, or their cherry-picked Christian values. What the right doesn't understand about the left's meme "theft" is that the right's memes were never funny in the first place, therefore it is up to the left to improve, make wholesome, or remove any meaning from their original meme.

2: the subreddit showing off examples of definition 1. Constantly at war with The Right Can't Meme.

Lefty 1: Ugh, Ben Garrison just made another dumbass political cartoon! Why does he think that everything against him is "woke"?
Lefty 2: No wonder the right can't meme! Don't worry, there's so much labelling here it's BEGGING to be made into a cum edit!

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Right Hand Rule

This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.

There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.

"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."

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I know right!

A phrase most teenies/preps/popular bitches use in expression of ''I can't believe it either''

''OMG can you believe Jessica?''

''I know right! What a slut!''

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