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Taking a photo in public with your cell phone without anyone knowing you just snapped it
My friend's wife was having a drink with another man so I moved closer and got a ninja pic to send him.
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A person who refreshes a page with the F5 button instead of the "reload current page" button.
Person1: whoa, the page went blank all of a sudden!!!
Person 2: oh it's fine, I'm a ninja refresher, I refreshed while you were staring at the screen.
Person1: I hate it when you do that.
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(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.
Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."
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1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
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A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.
Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
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An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.
If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?
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One who is deft in the kitchen.
"Cumbie is a Kitchen Ninja, he seems to work every station with ease.
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