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sebastian, Florida
it's called smoke city because it is so boring here there is nothing to do but smoke trees
Mike Jones: lets go to smoke city!
Slim Thug: iight, i hear they got some dank shit there!
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A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
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Adjective:
Something that is beyond awesome; something you think is awesome that no one else does.
(Definition 1) Wow, this Tool concert is really awesome city!
(Definition 3)Man, Maroon 5 is a really awesome city band!
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Cincinnati,
originally called the Queen City in the early 1800's. First known to be written in 1826 by Benjamin Drake and Edward Mansfield in their book 'Cincinnati'. Nickname became synonymous world-wide with the city of Cincinnati in 1854 by poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow whose poem 'Catawba Wine' memoralizes Cincinnati's vineyards and at the end of which he refers to the city as the "Queen of the West".
Cincinnati is the Queen of the West.
The Red, Bengals and Bearcats play in the Queen City.
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Where President Trump believes all black people live. It's believed Trump views "inner cities" as synonymous with black people, poverty, crime, poor education, burning cities, looting and riots. There's uncertainty as to whether the Donald knows black Americans can exist outside urban areas, as he often immediately discusses the inner cities when meeting one in person.
"I would be a president for all of the people. African-Americans, the inner cities. Devastating what's happening to our inner cities."
-Donald Trump
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A game that was kind of inspired by Roblox.
It's also like old Roblox, where there's tix and the pirate hat is 90% cheaper.
Robloxian 1: I hate Blox City! It sucks! It copied Roblox! >:(
Robloxian 2: Yeah, I agree. Roblox will sue them one day heheheh
Blox city player: Hey! Atleast it doesn't have 2.0 or 3.0. >:)
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What tourists call Chicago, even though it draws snide looks from us natives.
Tourist: Golly! Now I know why they call this the Windy City.
Chicagoan: Oh, Jesus...
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