I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

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treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

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when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

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I want to put some dirt in your eye

peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.

Bob- I gonna reboot Spiderman
Peter park- I want to put some dirt in your eye.

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what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

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When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

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