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A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
fingering your girl so good she cums. then you get soggy fingers
i was fingering jaime last night and within no time i had soggy fingers
A variation of the drinking game "Edward FortyHands," in which one tapes one nip of alcohol to each finger. Can be a race or played casually.
I'm going to get so blacked out off Nip Fingers tonight.
The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.
Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.
Middle finger used to finger a girl.
Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.
Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.
That one move from yu yu hakusho when you point your finger at someone in the form of a gun and go BANG. A great way ti defeat normies.
Bro this normie was trying to hit me with that detroit smash but he was clapped when i pulled out the finger bang