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A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.
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The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
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The best school in Jackson, New Jersey, despite how poor and disheveled it is. Millions of dollars were wasted on building a new school across town, when that money could have been used to renovate the present school, but we're alright with that. The nurse gives you crackers and Perino can smell a cell phone from a mile away, but it's chill. We're the best at every sport and we have the best school colors; red and black. Come on. Gray and red can't compare. It's dirty, it's old, it's got over a thousand different kids in it, but we like it that way.
JLHS Student: Guys, we just got a pool! A POOL! And we have smartboards and wireless internet, and clean hallways, and laptops, and--
JMHS Student: That's no excuse. Liberty is still shit compared to Jackson Memorial High School.
JLHS Student: But we're good at sports!
JMHS Student: ... Kill yourself.
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one of by far the worse school's ever home of mr.mcdouchebag mr.bitchnolla. and ms kissmybutler. it costed 7 billion dollars to build which is more then it cost the united states to buy alaska. the kids there are cool even though this one clique runs it. the also have the worst school nurse ever who gives you "saltines" for everything
toms river student- dude what school you in
jackson liberty high school student- jackson liberty.
toms river student- dude you suck
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a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.
Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson
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A rule that applies to the game Scrabble. When someone can put together the name/word Samuel L Jackson in Scrabble, that board and all the pieces to the game are burned in honor of Samuel L Jackson.
Omg! He spelled Samuel L Jackson.We must follow the Samuel L Jackson Rule and start a fire.
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Worst community college in TN. Really, what a shithole.
Jackson State Community College is such a shithole. Did you know that they hire kids from Easter Seals to work in admin?
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