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Margate, New Jersey

A small island town in Atlantic County, New Jersey. It's only retaining value is that it is near Atlantic City. It is quickly loosing value and will soon implode on itself, most likely in the next five years.

aye, lets go get hoagies at wawa and then commit insurance fraud in Margate, New Jersey!

by salty spatoon August 13, 2017

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Only in New Jersey

Something that's said when someone else says something strange.

Person 1: Hey what's steak made out of?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

Person 1: Pig?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Horse?

Person 2: Only in New Jersey...

by Neeruam August 18, 2008

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Red Bank, New Jersey

A blue collar borough of Central New Jersey that's a mix of urban and suburban that's close to Staten Island and the Jersey Shore. Red Bank contains a lot of everything. From hipsters to Spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential New Jersey! Don't travel at night along Shrewsbury Ave though, you'll more than surely get robbed! To get to Red Bank, you can take the car and travel on the Garden State Parkway or Route 35. Nj Transit's North Jersey Coast Line also passes through Red Bank. Btw, Kevin Smith, director of Clerks, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to name a few, is from here.

Random guy: Yo, look down West Front Street. I think another bar fight spilled out into the street. That shit must have started in Fixx. Damn Red Bank, New Jersey is crazy!

by NjAllDay July 2, 2015


new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like โ€œsliced breadโ€)

GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!

by satoshinaakamoto October 18, 2020


Highland Park New Jersey

A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.

I went on vacation in Highland Park New Jersey, to take a nap.

by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013

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New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

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Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

by thats right mofo March 5, 2011

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