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Former president of the United States of America, also known for his Irish heritage.
Guy one: ive never heard of a former president of Irish decent.
Guy two: Theres no one as Irish as Barack Obama
United States defense contractor.
Barack Obama bombed another nation that had limited air defense capability
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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
It’s exactly what it sounds like.
Obama beatboxing is cool.
Jake: hey, Matt.
Matt: Yes?
Jake: let's worship the obama ball and have sex for the ball.
Jake & Matt in unison:LETS DO IT!
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The smooth and perfect balls of the man that appears to have no surname.
i think im addicted to watching Obama balls torture vids