To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.
the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “
1. slaves escaping through the mississippi river 2. a racial slur for a black person
did i just see 2 dirty river runners
The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.
Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.
A mining tragedy that happened on November 19 2010, on the West Coast of New Zealand. 29 men lost their lives.
Person 1: Did you hear about the Pike River disaster?
Person 2: It's so sad...
It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.
I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.
"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".
"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".