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A dirty skank that lives in your grandmas cupboard and steals your valuables and your socks, then she will make it seem like your loosing things on the account of that bitch stealing everthing you own, that is why you get in trouble when you visit your grandparents
Damnit, that three toed skank swiped my last cigarette, oh well i'll walk to the store, (opening drawers) what the fuck, she took my socks, son of a BITCH
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Timing is everything!! Just like when you're gonna blow your load, when you're gonna propose, when you're gona dump a bitch - touching base with a girl after swapping numbers should be no different!
3 Day Rule is a social que followed by guys in the dating scene to not come across a desperado or a guy that just fell out of a relationship and feels the need to latch on and "make contact" with a girl within 24 hours of meeting.
3DR Follows a simple principle of leaving the ball in your court - so to say. It keeps the subconscious psychological decision making power to yourself:
If you call to soon - subconsciously you've douped yourself into a "i bend to your mercy" sort of scenario.
If you wait the three days, female thinking will go as such:
Day 1 - Girl to friend :"I met this great guy last night we had a laugh, we exchanged details, he was tall dark bla bla bla"
Day 2 - Girl to self: hmmm he still hasn't called? i wonder what's goig on...
Day 3 - Girl to self: (On the brink of being) "wtf, who asks for a number and then doesn't call!? ... is it me? and then BAM! you call.
The need to "weaken" a female is key to dating success, she needs to be brought back down to Earth that she's not some super woman and that she's susceptible to being blown off just as easy as you are.
Needy guy: <-- what you dont want to be.
*drunk, on the car ride home* "ohh mann she was soo hot, i cant believe i landed her number/digits, im gonna message her now and let her know i think she's hot"
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*the next day* .. "hey bruv, im gona message that girl last night to tell her that "I enjoyed meeting her", and that "i'd like to see her again" - its gona show that im about as blunt as a door knob and have no fun/unpredictableness to my name.
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Wait 3 days guy <--- what you wana be!
Remember the three steps, to the three day rule:
Day 1 - Girl to friend :"I met this great guy last night we exchanged details, he was tall dark bla bla bla"
Day 2 - Girl to self: hmmm he still hasn't called? i wonder what's goig on
Day 3 - Girl to self: (On the brink of being "wtf, who asks for a number and then doesn't call!? ... is it me?) and then BAM! you call.
Play the game - so to speak, be a little fun, strategise, dating is a battle field of psychology and exerting subtle dominance - otherwise you end up being a pussy whipped bitch!
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Its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is poop.
Male number 1: Yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.
Male Number 2:Damn man i never want to have a number 3
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Cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine -- all mixed and snorted at once, more or less in a 2:1:1 ratio.
Orange Juice whipped us up a three cheese pizza at his apartment before the night's celebrations. We woke up in another city.
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1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.
2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."
"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."
"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."
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An extremly HOT chick, like the kind that you would find in Penthouse or Playboy... as on, on page 3...
Goddamn, Jakki Degg is a page three bird!
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volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.
3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar
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