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The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy
He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees
A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly
Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man
The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.