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Legendary dbow ranger that uses curry to pk
Pker1: I cant pk I dont have enough Gps
Pker2: Just go 1970s Child and use curry
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A school where alot of hoe's attend, these girls don't have no standards there are often seen in halfway tree where there school is located, they always get into fight over men don't recommend try as best as possible to not send your child here
Holy child hood is a school full of hoe's and lesbian's
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When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child
2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child
A homosexual male that originates from New Jersey. Hot child in the city is extremely gay, so gay that most women consider him to be a female; this is caused by the fact he carries purses, wears stilettos and dreams of being promiscuous female celebrities. Hot Child in the City can be nice but is made of fun because of his gay cancer like qualities; he also possesses the most awkwardly shaped body in the history of mankind.
Danielle: Hey Mario your best friend is coming
Mario: Gay cancer or hot child in the city?
Hot Child in the City: (talking on his cell phone) You sexy slut I have been waiting all day for you to get back to my ass, you skanky slutty bitch!
Mario: HoT ChILd in tHe ciTY!
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The greatest fucking song of all-time
Long live Guns n Roses
Just put Sweet Child O' Mine on repeat on youre set!
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A policy built on a foundation of lies and used by taxpayers to game the system while filling out their IRS income tax returns. The goal is to obtain a deduction (pay less money) by claiming at least 1 dependent who does not exist.
Note: This policy is often employed on accident by young/inexperienced taxpayers who don't know what the hell they're doing. In such cases, the process is often overseen by an employer who also doesn't know what the hell they're doing and therefore doesn't have the foresight or the balls to intercede in the employee's mistake which is happening right in front of their stupid fucking face!
Boss: "Here you are, Lad. Just fill this out and then you'll be my employee."
Applicant: (Oh, man! I don't know what to do here. I've never done this before.) "H...Hey, Boss. Wha...What should I put for the number of dependents?"
Boss: (God dammit, Tom! Leave the room! Remember, always leave the room immediately!) "Duhhh..bwa..bwa-bwa-bwaaaa...Duhh...I gotta get some coffee! Ya like beer I'll get you some beer!"
Applicant: "But, I don't know what..."
Boss: "No time, gotta go!"
<<Boss leaves room. With no one to help him fill out his tax form, the Applicant is about to unknowingly engage in his first use of No Child Don't Tell.>>
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When one's parents forget it is your birthday because you are the fourth child. They have celebrated the other three kids birthdays, and told you about it, but forget yours.
I am thinking of calling my parents tonight to remind them it is my birthday---but then they will feel bad they have forgotten it. That is the essence of "FCS or Fourth Child Syndrome".
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